I'm really hot and I make video games
I grew up learning to make Flash games with strangers on the internet. I made an insane amount of stuff, most of which was garbage or never completed. But I learned a lot end even made some money in the process. Some of my more popular Flash games are Marvin Spectrum and The Bounce, games that I'm still proud of today.
I learned some more and moved on to be a Technical Designer on The Last of Us, Journey, and Uncharted 4 (I'm basically the luckiest person I know). Being a Technical Designer means I figure out how to make custom gameplay mechanics/scenarios work (usually by using math and programming).